Oinking the light fantastic
About the song
Vile oinkers are everywere, even sleeping inside hobbit burrows! So I thought I'd write a song about it... The Badgers performed it today at Winterstock. Apologies all!
Best sung to "Dragostea din Tei", a particularly scary one-hit-wonder and earworm, which yer can't really chase off once yer heard it. Suits a vile oinker song well, then! Yer can see the original video below, and it is truly a sight to behold.
If yer like, here is also the full Badgers playlist from tonight!
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2hH0w2x0DRC2E6jKUsfcKj
The sleepy oinker song
Oinkers here, oinkers there Oinkers are everywhere Oinkers here, oinkers there Oinkers are everywhere
Oh no.. a pig upon.. my bed Oh so loud.. with grunts and sighs and oinking.. even snoring Oh no.. oooh nooo That rotter.. hogs the pillow for itself My blanket too.. squealing louder than a shrew
Sleeping piggy, oinky oinky hog Oinky oinky hog, oinky oinky oinky hog Wrapped up tight and heavy as a log And it smells just like the bog
Sleeping piggy, oinky oinky hog Oinky oinky hog, oinky oinky oinky hog Wrapped up tight and heavy as a log And it smells just like the bog
This can't... go on I want... my nap I ask... my trusty dog to chase it.. piggy hunting Come here... chase it there Go send it running.. but it joins the filthy swine And now they're two.. snoring louder than a shrew
Sleeping doggy, oinky oinky dog Oinky oinky dog, oinky oinky oinky dog Chasing both will surely be a slog And they smell just like the bog
Sleeping piggy, oinky oinky hog Oinky oinky hog, oinky oinky oinky hog Wrapped up tight and heavy as a log And it smells just like the bog
Oinkers here, oinkers there Oinkers are everywhere Oinkers here, oinkers there Oinkers are everywhere
Sleeping piggy, oinky oinky hog Oinky oinky hog, oinky oinky oinky hog Wrapped up tight and heavy as a log And it smells just like the bog
Sleeping doggy, oinky oinky dog Oinky oinky dog, oinky oinky oinky dog Chasing both will surely be a slog And they smell just like the bog
Dragostea din tei
And here is the original song by O-zone. Enjoy... Ma-i-a hi, Ma-i-a hu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8
Dragostea din tei - O-zone