Don't say "nuts"
About the song
Before Winterstock a couple of weeks ago, I went into a song writing frenzy, sorting out three new song lyrics in a few hours. This is the second song, and it is (drum roll) yet another biscuit song! Them's grand, yer know.
Best sung to the amazingly ear-wormy song "All the lovers" by Kylie Minogue, one of my favourite pop tracks, this wasn't a very challenging song to write. Much like biscuits aren't that challenging to eat. They somehow vanish by themselves... The biggest challenge was LOTRO's ridiculous "naughty word"-filter, which triggered on the word "nuts". Geez. 's like a hobbit isn't allowed to eat well anymore. That's just... well... nuts.
Anyways, enjoy! Crunch along! If yer would like to see the video to the original song (warning: may not be suited for work), yer can do so below.
All the biscuits
Food The grandest thing I know, is lots of food For breakfast, supper, tea, it tastes so good For all my favourite meals here in the Shire, Shire, Shire, Shire Let's eat Fill our largest plates and we will eat But save one thing for me, it tastes so sweet Tastiest of treasures in the Shire, Shire, Shire...
All the biscuits That you baked today I ate them all Just now Oh so tasty I wish for a dozen jars more I'll eat them all All the biscuits
Tea Brew it strong and dark and we'll have tea Add a splash of milk and you'll agree Nothing is as grand as lots of Honey, honey, honey, honey Bake So hungry is the hobbit, so yer bake Sate my inner cravings, not for steak Butter, flour and nuts and lots of Honey, honey, honey
All the biscuits That you baked today I ate them all Just now Oh so tasty I hope for a dozen jars more I'll eat them all All the biscuits
Bake So hungry is the hobbit, so yer bake Come sate my inner cravings, not for steak Butter, flour and nuts and lots of honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey
All the biscuits That you baked today I ate them all Just now Oh so tasty I hope for a dozen jars more I'll eat them all All the biscuits
All the lovers
Here's the absolutely brilliant (but best avoided in settings where lots of near-nudity is frowned upon) video to Kylie's original song. Enjoy! I wonder if this is what the streets will look like when the pandemic is over?
Nah... probably no floating white elephants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frv6FOt1BNI
Kylie Minogue - All the lovers