Grand Squealing Oink Song

Oinky oinky oink

About the song

Tibba wanted a Grand Squealing Oink Song. I wrote one. Why? OH WHY, yer might ask?

Because I got five jars full of fresh-baked biscuits, that's why. I'm weak.

Best sung to "All together now" by The Beatles, it is a good sing-along if yer of the oinky type. So let's hear it: "Oinking in the Shire".

If yer want more hobbit songs (not oinker songs), have a look in me songbook.

Grand Squealing Oink Song

Pig, swine, hog, sow Far more noise than horse and cow Boar, shoat, oinker, warthog Squealing all day

Roast, ham, pie, stew Wash it down with Barmy's brew Ribs, loin, bacon, cutlet Eating all day

And so the oinkers squeal, oinky oink Full of zeal, oinky oink Play a reel, oinky oink Eat a meal, oinky oink

Oinking in the Shire Squealing in the Shire Oinking in the Shire Squealing in the Shire

Pen, sty, mud, trough Neighbours moan and neighbours scoff Scent, stink, odor, vile stench Reeking all day

Oinking in the Shire Squealing in the Shire Oinking in the Shire Squealing in the Shire

And so the oinkers squeal, oinky oink Full of zeal, oinky oink Play a reel, oinky oink Eat a meal, oinky oink

Oinking in the Shire Squealing in the Shire Oinking in the Shire Squealing in the Shire

All together now

And here is the original Beatles tune. I am sure yer will agree it is quite an oinky tune.

https://youtu.be/73lj5qJbrms?feature=shared The Beatles - All together now

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