Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
About the song
I love me a good biscuit song, and here's another. Although, whether it is good or not, I'll leave up to yer. I had fun writing it, though!
Although, I'll have to thank Tibba and Potty for the inspiration. Potty keeps asking us Brandy Badgers to play the song "Moskau" by German cult favourite band Dschinghis Khan. It is a very disco-ish seventies song, with lyrics you'd be hard-pressed to find the likes of today. It's also quite the earworm, to the despair of some badgers.
During our last rehearsal, though, Tibba started singing "Biscuits biscuits" along to the chorus. And when Potty wanted us to play the song during Winterstock today, I just had to take a whack at a full set of lyrics.
So, aye, best sung to "Moskau", which yer can see in all its seventies glory below. Enjoy! Or not!
Biscuits biscuits
Biscuits... They're a necessity Look for a recipe Bake on a plate
Biscuits... Honey like molten gold Oats grown in fertile mold They will be great
Let's brew some tea tea tea for our shortbread Let's have some cream cream cream with the scones Let's eat some cheese cheese cheese with these crackers And bake jarfuls of sweet honey oats
Biscuits biscuits Grandest food in hobbit land Pour a pile into yer hand Munchy crunchy crunch, hey! Biscuits biscuits Honey oats are all yer need Wash them down with mugs of mead Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits biscuits Bake a plate for me today Keep my hunger well at bay Munchy crunchy crunch, hey! Biscuits biscuits Eat them well into the night Fall in love with every bite Munchy crunchy crunch
Biscuits Ma bakes the finest ones Good thing she has no sons More food for me Bi bi bi bi bi bi bi biscuits I keep them locked away I'll eat them all someday All with my tea
Let's brew some tea tea tea for our shortbread Let's have some cream cream cream with the scones Let's eat some cheese cheese cheese with these crackers And bake jarfuls of sweet honey oats
Biscuits biscuits Grandest food in hobbit land Pour a pile into yer hand Munchy crunchy crunch, hey! Biscuits biscuits Honey oats are all yer need Wash them down with mugs of mead Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits... Bake a plate for me today Keep my hunger well at bay Munchy crunchy crunch, hey! Biscuits... Eat them well into the night Fall in love with every bite Munchy crunchy crunch
Munchy Munchy crunchy Munchy crunchy Munchy crunch
Biscuits biscuits Chip the nuts and crack the wheat Stir the butter, soft and sweet Munchy crunchy crunch, hey! Biscuits biscuits Bics and tea go hand in hand Days are long and meals are grand Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Let's brew some tea tea tea for our shortbread Let's have some cream cream cream with the scones Let's eat some cheese cheese cheese with these crackers And bake jarfuls of sweet honey oats
Biscuits biscuits Grandest food in hobbit land Pour a pile into yer hand Munchy crunchy crunch, hey! Biscuits biscuits Honey oats are all yer need Wash them down with mugs of mead Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits biscuits Bake a plate for me today Keep my hunger well at bay Munchy crunchy crunch, hey! Biscuits biscuits Eat them well into the night Fall in love with every bite Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Moskau
So... "Moskau" by Dschinghis Khan. Apparently, the band was founded in order to play in the Eurovision Song Contest. It shows. Watch at yer own peril! Alternatively, check out me other hobbit song lyrics instead. [tvideo type="youtube" clip_id="NvS351QKFV4"] Moskau - Dschinghis Khan