Or, how Wald Sandson came to really loathe chucks. Fowl drama to follow!
About the song
Besides writing songs about biscuits and heroic sheepdogs, I really like to try put short and zany storylines related to the in-game NPCs in me lyrics. This time, the turn has come to Wald Sandson, the lad keeping watch over chickens at Sandson's farm. Similar to how Milo Bolger probably hates all the pigs he keeps over in Budgeford, I bet Wald really can't stand the chickens that pester him for food, warmth and comfort. Why? Well, just check them song lyrics below.
Best sung to Paul McCartney's song "Jet" (see below), I wrote this one for a Badgers practice over at Sandson's farm earlier this summer. Surely, he meant to sing "chucks" instead of "Jet"? Surely so.
For more song lyrics, have a look in me songbook.
Lyrics: Wald Sandson Song
Chucks! Chucks! Chucks! Young Wald Sandson once courted a local lassie Nervous he was, so he fumbled his romancing lines Alas,the only word the could recall, he yelled out loud
Chucks! Chucks! Chucks! Once he bid on a vase at the Waymeet auction It surely would look rather fine on the old mantelpiece But no, from joy to failure, when a chicken tipped the vase
Chucks! Chucks!
Dang chickens Nothing but pain and sadness Dang chickens Young Wald from joy to madness Dang chickens Dang chickens
But no, from joy to anger, as a chicken pecked his leg
Chucks! Chucks!
Dang chickens Young Wald loves pies so tasty Dang chickens 'I'll bake yer all in pastry!' Dang chickens Dang chickens
Chucks! With an axe in his hand he ran through the doorway Wielding it high he forgot that the poultry could climb And oh, there from the rooftop, beaks at the ready, chickens swooped down
Chucks! Chucks!
And oh his once proud hairline, plucked with a purpose Baldy Wald! Chucks!
Jet
Additionally, here yer can hear Paul McCartney's original song. Enjoy! And think of chucks!
[tvideo type="youtube" clip_id="M8V1nFCP058"] Paul McCartney - Jet