The scourge of northern honey oats is back! In song form!
About the song
Best sung to Gilbert and Sullivan's "I am a Pirate King" from Pirates of Penzance (see below), this was first performed at the slightly pirate-themed Green Dragon Friday September 19 2014.
I might be running out of excuses for singing more or less the same tale of biscuit theft by now, but, well, it WAS a rather recurring thing when I were a little rascal hobbit. And I really like the song. And biscuits. So there! Neener neener. Yarrrr!
Yer can have a look at me other songs in me Songbook!
Lyrics: I am a Biscuit Thief
Oh, running round both far and wide Over the fields of green I stride I smile at thoughts of summer and sun When the days are long and we all have fun
But oh there are dangers awaiting me Those hardships keeping me from me tea But up ahead is my sweet relief I live my life a biscuit thief
For I am a biscuit thief I don't want, no pork nor mutton nor beef I am a biscuit thief
For I am a biscuit thief Ch: (She is, a horrible biscuit thief) I don't want, no pork nor mutton nor beef I am a biscuit thief Ch: (She is, a horrible biscuit thief) Hurrah for the biscuit thief - Ch: (A pox on the biscuit thief)
So I sneak inside the kitchen door Tiptoeing on the dusty floor I gently place me favourite chair Then I climb the shelf to the jar up there
The spoils of the victor is in me hand But from below comes a reprimand Me ma with a scowl that could curdle milk A pox on the thief and all her ilk
For I am a biscuit thief I don't want, no pork nor mutton nor beef I am a biscuit thief
For I am a biscuit thief Ch: (She is, a horrible biscuit thief) I don't want, no pork nor mutton nor beef I am a biscuit thief Ch: (She is, a horrible biscuit thief) Hurrah for the biscuit thief - Ch: (A pox on the biscuit thief)
I am a Pirate King
Here's how the original song sounds, in a version by Opera Australia.
[tvideo type="youtube" clip_id="q2j90qg_5_w"] Opera Australia - I am a Pirate King