Every year, a crazy group of Hobbits called The Socks have a party, and this year is no exception.
Although it will be Exceptional.
That goes without saying.
Although I have just said it.
Anyway, you are unordinarily invited to a more curious than culinary feast. A feast for an odd mind rather than a belly.
There will be Four Courses.
Not Four Candles.
Starters will be a game of “Skcos”
The Main Course will be a wonderful play planned for your enjoyment: The Tale of Ollie Twistytoes – By Carly Diggins
Dessert will be the song “Socks Glorious Socks” / “Ore Glorious Ore” / “Fish Glorious Fish” / “Hats Glorious Hats”
There will also be a second dessert – A pudding race!
We hope to see you here. Or there. Or somewhere.
Location: The Socks Kinhall (4 Myrtle Court, Shortshot)
Date: Sunday 20th October
Time: 7.30pm for 8pm start (UK Time)
Dress Code: HATS All hats welcome. They will be burnt in our campfire to keep the fire hot!
Ed.: In the past, advertisements like the one above have given rise to an increase of burglary and unauthorised editing at the Gazette’s office. Hopefully we’ll remain free from this this year.