Oinking the light fantastic
About the song
Vile oinkers are everywere, even sleeping inside hobbit burrows! So I thought I’d write a song about it… The Badgers performed it today at Winterstock. Apologies all!
Best sung to “Dragostea din Tei”, a particularly scary one-hit-wonder and earworm, which yer can’t really chase off once yer heard it. Suits a vile oinker song well, then! Yer can see the original video below, and it is truly a sight to behold.
If yer like, here is also the full Badgers playlist from tonight!
The sleepy oinker song
Oinkers here, oinkers there
Oinkers are everywhere
Oinkers here, oinkers there
Oinkers are everywhere
Oh no.. a pig
upon.. my bed
Oh so loud.. with grunts and sighs and oinking.. even snoring
Oh no.. oooh nooo
That rotter.. hogs the pillow for itself
My blanket too.. squealing louder than a shrew
Sleeping piggy, oinky oinky hog
Oinky oinky hog, oinky oinky oinky hog
Wrapped up tight and heavy as a log
And it smells just like the bog
Sleeping piggy, oinky oinky hog
Oinky oinky hog, oinky oinky oinky hog
Wrapped up tight and heavy as a log
And it smells just like the bog
This can’t… go on
I want… my nap
I ask… my trusty dog to chase it.. piggy hunting
Come here… chase it there
Go send it running.. but it joins the filthy swine
And now they’re two.. snoring louder than a shrew
Sleeping doggy, oinky oinky dog
Oinky oinky dog, oinky oinky oinky dog
Chasing both will surely be a slog
And they smell just like the bog
Sleeping piggy, oinky oinky hog
Oinky oinky hog, oinky oinky oinky hog
Wrapped up tight and heavy as a log
And it smells just like the bog
Oinkers here, oinkers there
Oinkers are everywhere
Oinkers here, oinkers there
Oinkers are everywhere
Sleeping piggy, oinky oinky hog
Oinky oinky hog, oinky oinky oinky hog
Wrapped up tight and heavy as a log
And it smells just like the bog
Sleeping doggy, oinky oinky dog
Oinky oinky dog, oinky oinky oinky dog
Chasing both will surely be a slog
And they smell just like the bog
Dragostea din tei
And here is the original song by O-zone. Enjoy… Ma-i-a hi, Ma-i-a hu!
Dragostea din tei – O-zone