Murder on the orc floor!
So, this one time, I visited a fortress called Cirith Ungol, only to find that I was dressed up as a little yellow orc.
That had to be good for something, surely. And I couldn’t help but notice that some of the orcs in the area were shuffling about in a rather suggestive manner. It was almost as if them were dancing. Or even twerking.
So naturally, I jumped into the fray to show them how orc hobbits twerk it. Filmed the whole thing too. Here are them results! High quality + full screen recommended!
Little Dancing Orcses – The Orc Twerk!
That helmet that the hobbit lass is wearing in the dance made me think of the helmet that Princess Lea wear into the Fortress of Jabba the Hut when they rescued Han Solo.