Them say strange things can happen at the inns of the Shire. So here’s a peculiar prancing pony for yer.
There we were at the Green Dragon a few weeks ago, minding our own business and getting ready fer our usual inn night. Obviously, we’re no strangers ter strangeness at the Dragon. After all, the combination of hobbits and ales can have outcomes of the most unpredictable character.
Still, none of us quite expected ter see a hobbit charging through the door on a pony. It jumped over the bar, near knocked Barmy over, and set course straight fer the ale kegs. I am not sure what caused the most commotion, the sight of the pony or the dangers of losing a keg of Bywater brew.
At least we had somet ter speak of that night! Not that we usually don’t, but… well… yer know. Aye?